Welcome to the first edition of ATAM for the year 2013, folks!
Which means a sweet, delicious hour of delightful ear candy to soothe the mental hellscape of another year unfolding, right before your aging, bagged eyes. Just kidding! You look fantastic! Seriously! Look, we’ve known each other for what, eleven weeks now. I wouldn’t lie to you. I still find you very attractive. Yes, of course, you’re smart too. It’s not just a physical thing. Really. Come on, we’ve been through this before. Okay, calm down. Now how about paying attention to the show? It’s good, trust me. We can talk later.
Thanks for listening, everybody!